master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008

Splinter Cock

A disease in which your cock gets splinters in it and is all nasty.

Jimmy went out and fucked a tree and got a bad case of splinter cock.

by Steven Nyhuz August 26, 2004

sprinter

an internet persona who is WAITASE

Sprinter is dope as fuck.

by DopeAsFuckKid July 17, 2004

Splinter

When a female's clitoris is aroused and/or erect.

Men wake up in the morning with "wood," women wake up in the morning with "splinter."

by Tiffany Renee' April 13, 2007

Sprinter

A name for people who sprint through each level in L4D2 to the safe room.

"Have you heard of Nikki, Sean, and Noah?"
"You mean the Sprinters?"
"Yeah!"
"Of course! I wish i could sprint like them!"

by Nikki xD February 6, 2010

sprinter

A short season in Saskatchewan that happens during April. It consists of warm temperatures one week only to be followed by below zero temperatures and large amounts of blowing snow.

I can't take anymore of this Sprinter. I wish summer would arrive already.

by Macbeth42 May 3, 2005