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Sprust

Combination of the words 'sperm' and 'crust'. This term is used to describe the stuff that blocks your peehole and makes urination awkward for a few seconds. Usually occurs the morning after a good wank, and subsequent failure to clean it all up properly.
1) Shit! I've got sprust again.
2) John thought he had an STI, due to the short stinging sensation when he began to urinate... the doctor laughed and told him it was just sprust.
by Dr. Bint July 25, 2004
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sprung

adj. when your dick sprung out; boner; sexually aroused by someone; turned on
SIR MIX-A-LOT: When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.
by John T. Windhouser September 11, 2011
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sprung

to have a crush male/female; to like

to have the male/female always on your mind.
- you can't eat right, sleep right, etc.

that person is all you think about.
The girl i met on Saturday night got me sprung. I'm so sprung, i can't even think straight.
by fh09279107 June 29, 2007
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Sprant

Is the past tense of the word Sprint. I sprant.

I did not sprint nor did I go for a run. I sprant.
I have just had a sprant
by Pinny999 June 24, 2009
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sprint

(n) The 3rd largest wireless carrier in the United States in terms of current customers. Sprint is consistently the leader in new technologies and integrating new functions into wireless phone service in the US. Sprint also has the lowest deposits which leads to many people with poor credit and bill management ability to get into trouble with their accounts. This can result in the entries above, which are most likely left by customers who cannot manage their accounts properly.
Is that television on your phone? Yeah, it's Sprint TV.
by Sprint Rocks January 21, 2005
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sprung phase

The time early on in a new relationship where a man or woman will do anything to see their gilfriend or boyfriend. You can tell a person is in their sprung phase if they get jealous of their gilfriend or boyfriend's ex, drop in on their gilfriend or boyfriend at work or can't stop showing pictures of their new girlfriend or boyfriend to every one they know.
Duder 1: "Check out my new girl's facebook. She's so hot huh?"

Duder 2: "Sure dude, whatever you say. I'm not into the asians like you are."

Duder 1: "What? Everybody else said she's such an upgrade. Wanna go visit her? She works at Macy's."

Duder 2: "Whoa, you just want to drop in on her? You're definitely still in the sprung phase."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
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sprint

To deny continued service to a customer because of the amount of attention required by the customer. Based on Sprint Nextel dropping cell phone customers who have contacted customer service too many times. News on this action can be found at news.com.com/8301-10784_3-9739869-7.htm l
"I'm sick of that customer. Let's sprint her." "He was so high maintenance, we sprinted him." "It seems like companies keep sprinting me. What's up with that?"
by John Laibson August 3, 2007
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