Milwaukee Spritzer

Same as Can Royale, but served by the bottle or pitcher.

"I'm gonna take this pitcher of High Life to the bar and have them mix up some Milwaukee Spritzers."

"Don't worry, man. The wine is already in there."

by BrianMangos March 9, 2010

Sperm Spritzer

The act of a male capping his peehole when he is about to ejaculate therefore building up pressure. When he cant hold it in anymore it is sprayed on the females face. Can also be done to a males face for homosexuals, which is dubbed the New York Sperm Spritzer.

Larry was feeling frisky so he capped his cock when he came and sprayed it on Amanda's face giving her the SPERM SPRITZER

by bunghole bandit April 9, 2010

spritecranberry.net

The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.

John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*

by SpaghettoPounder November 9, 2019

Sprint

1. The cellular phone company with the least amount of towers. If you aren't right on top of a big metropolitan area, there is no service. If you live in the suburbs, forget about getting a Sprint phone.

2. (ham radio) Switching to QRP (reduced transmitter power) when you've already got a RST of 103 or less (barely readable weak mediocre fidelity signal). Only a good thing when you're doing QRSS CW (slow speed morse code).

1. I enjoy going onto the roof of a 50 story building during a snowstorm to get service, therefore I chose Sprint.

2. The amateur radio shack got warm from the transmitter in 90 degree weather when he was working Timbuktu, so he decided to go Sprint even though the other guy had trouble copying him.

by Wm Wallace the Freedom Fighter December 23, 2008

sprite bottle

noun. adj.

having very well endowed genitals ie: a massive shwantz. teh gombas!

hey steve, lets see that sprite bottle sticking out of the stretchy pants! oh yeah!!!!!!!11111

by homeboy tim pryor October 29, 2006

Allgyer Spritz

This is when you stick your dick in a turkey gizzard.

Boy 1: Hey dude there's a turkey, lets kill him.
Boy 2: Nah first lets Allgyer Spritz that bitch.

by pseudonymsuprise February 11, 2010

Sprite

A refreshingly delicious lemon-lime soda pop, created by the Coca Cola Company. It contains low sodium, and no caffeine.

Sprite has given all of us picky eaters a pure, great taste to enjoy.
There's nothing quite like popping open a can of Sprite at 3AM in the morning. (:

Sprite is the best drink in the entire world.

by Venus06 February 11, 2009