sportda721

A smart man.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

sporked

the mix of spooned and forked, sporked.

Trevor got his ass sporked by Trav

by Kristinopolis September 27, 2005

sportee

The guy who wears out his eDevice (iPhone, Blackberry, netbook, etc.) while looking for sports scores, videos, updates, etc.

I LMAO watching a sportee, walk right into a No Parking sign.

by Guido1 December 4, 2009

sportespercrastination

trying to avoid work to the extent of even doing sport in a desperate attempt to procrastinate

i just really didnt want to revise so i went on a run for the first time in 12 years, thats proper sportespercrastination

by fen nenge May 13, 2014

spotted bib

Unsuccessful farmer's blow. It fails to clear the shirt sleeve, or any other body part.

I didn't have enough wind behind that farmer's blow and now I have a spotted bib.

by mcdede May 18, 2014

Shorted

When the penis only goes a couple of millimeters into the vagina.

He was shorted during sex.

by Penis Lookr July 17, 2017

Sorted

A way of letting people know that you have completed a task, or a way of giving thanks to someone for completing a task.

Tom: “Grace I’ll send you the homework if you turn your AirDrop on”

Grace: “I’ve turned it on”

Tom: “Sorted!”

by Tom.123 October 10, 2018