To spoifin - to ruin something.
Created by Ph1LzA Minecraft on Sneegsnag's wedding celebration trip during a cursed game of Scrabble
Created by Ph1LzA Minecraft on Sneegsnag's wedding celebration trip during a cursed game of Scrabble
by alexawastaken April 23, 2022
Get the Spoifin mug.The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.
I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.
by smesc2002 January 13, 2022
Get the Single Point of Failure (SPOF) mug.(verb) To perform oral sex on a woman. Origin: a spelling mistake in an IM transcription of a well known bad joke.
by mt123 October 19, 2007
Get the spone mug.A Couple on a plane, the man has the window seat.
Kanye: Hey, Estelle, I'm feeling bonkers. Do you got a spoon, fork or a knife? I think it's called a spoforife.
Estelle: Can you be quiet for just one shitting minute?
Kanye: Hey we just touched down in London town.
Estelle: For Christ's sake, quit it with the fucking song or I'll kick you in the fucking balls again you ass hole.
Kayne: Hey look, it's the press. They don't fuck wit me.
Estelle: (Sighs.)
Kanye: Hey, Estelle, I'm feeling bonkers. Do you got a spoon, fork or a knife? I think it's called a spoforife.
Estelle: Can you be quiet for just one shitting minute?
Kanye: Hey we just touched down in London town.
Estelle: For Christ's sake, quit it with the fucking song or I'll kick you in the fucking balls again you ass hole.
Kayne: Hey look, it's the press. They don't fuck wit me.
Estelle: (Sighs.)
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 21, 2008
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by allegedlyeverything July 19, 2021
Get the spon mug.a Prety Boy who shops at Brown Thomas or Harrods, pastimes include:1)looking in the mirror at regular intervals...if such luxuries are not readily available shiny surfaces or shop windows will do!
2)Gelling hair
3)In extreme cases they have been known to apply make up, this is refered to as SPOFISM.
2)Gelling hair
3)In extreme cases they have been known to apply make up, this is refered to as SPOFISM.
in america spof would be defined as Ryan Seacrest,in countries such as england it would be defined as orlando bloom
by JEPETO November 10, 2005
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