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Spanch

The excess jizz that leaks out of the chili-chute after intense shitter sex.
After ass-ramming my boyfriend, he let me eat the hot, gooey spanch that came streaming out of his loose asshole.
by The Beater March 30, 2004
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spouche

when someone acts like a faggot, a douche, a queer, a loser and tries to act like cool with american eagle hats, and shark week necklaces, its commonly known to act like a "Sam Palmer" so they shortened the name to a SPouche......
that kid is such a sam palmer

that kid is such a spouche
by FPmessi10 December 3, 2011
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Squeedlly Spooch

1~an organ found only in irken invaders.

2~a vagina. :)

(the second one my cousin made up)
ex. for defintion 1: *irken zim gets hit in stomach with dodge ball* zim says: OOMF! my squeelly spooch...

ex. for definition 2: guy says to girl on myspace: take a pic of your squeedlly spooch and send it to me. :) girl says to guy on myspace: go to hell, you perv!!!
by XxPSYCHO COOKiExX February 21, 2008
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Sponce

Somebody awkward, usually in high school, who is particularly adept at tetris when he isn't smoking Cannabis sativa or listening to coldplay in the bath.
Ben says: "I was such a sponce in high school!"
by Nieman November 26, 2006
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Spinch

A spinch is a bird known to perch up in high locations also known as glitches. The spinch does not have talons however the spinch carries rockets and grenades. People believe he evolved from the peacefull Finch species in a natural seclection type attempt to fight off human activity in its natural environment. may be accompanied by a Maholms
Oh My god. is that a ..... this is the last thought it ones head when they see the smoke trail from a spinch rocket.
by Maholms September 27, 2009
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Stoncho

Stoncho is the apex of human evolution and in some ways has surpassed his humanity all together
that adam is an absolute stoncho
by Dino10001 September 15, 2018
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Slonching

The perfect word to describe when someone is chewing obnoxiously with their mouth open.
Stop slonching at the dinner table
by Caninmirror January 10, 2019
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