Slurpee Jockey

Typical Indian 7-Eleven clerk.

Did you understand a word that Slurpee Jockey said?

by Saysomemore March 12, 2008

Slurpee Sloppys

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

by Todd Leee May 23, 2008

slurp slurp bitch

when that bitch just keeps downing all that tea that you keep spilling bc you are gossip spreading whore :) FOR REAL

(yall were thinking that dirty business *shakes head* get your mind out of the gutter! )

yes SLURP SLURP BITCH SLURP THAT TEAAAAA UPPPPP

by DiDyOuKnOw..forlikeREAL May 8, 2019

Slurpy durpy

Let me get that slurpy durpy honey

Yo bro did you get that slurpy durpy from that girl last night

by The Ax3 June 14, 2020

Slurpings

The splatter caused by excessive or vigorous slurping of pasta and noodles.

She slurped her saucey pasta and the slurpings stained her new shirt.

by daemck January 17, 2022

genital slurpee

a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.

i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee

by burpintootin June 16, 2009

Nicole Slurpee

1 Part Cherry Slurpee
1 Part Orange Slurpee
1 Part Moutain Dew Slurpee
50 Parts Fucking Cherry Vodka

It is pure slurpee rape.
It rapes your mouth
It rapes your senses

It leads you to rape monkeys

Nicole #1 your raped my slurpee with your Nicole Slurpee. Now I'm fucked up. Let's play football

by recruiterpoet April 5, 2011