cunt spludging

Sexual act in which a females bits are massaged by her partners knee. Usually assosiated with fat girls who have more sweat than vagina juice down there

Fancy a bit of cunt spludging daling? Why yes after I eat this pie deer

by caseone March 26, 2011

Slurping Your Soup

The act of eating someone out and enjoying all the noodles and chunks of chicken that come along.

I was slurping your soup last night in bedddddd. gettteerrrr done.

by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011

Splooging

When Brittany Spears sits down on the toilet intending poop, but instead fires a high-powered stream of urine from her anus. Can be seen on South Park.

It's really loud in the bathroom right now, I think he's splooging.

by TheKillerSock December 14, 2010

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by Brochacho 6ix9ine August 24, 2020

Slugging

Performing a despicable act.

The world despicable is generally understood to mean that which "society" would deem despicable. It can therefore be seen as comendable and despicable act from the user's point of view.

P1: What are you up tonight?
P2: Probably going to go slugging, I heard MRS.A's bf was out of town so I'll shag her and never call her again.
P1: Nice one.

by emJ October 27, 2012

Slurping kittens

To slurp a pussy. Like "shleeeerrrrp" and shloshing around in a vagina, loud enough for anyone to hear.

Deena and her girlfriend was slurping kittens all night. Man, I couldn't even sleep.

by shitheadoodooface January 25, 2013

slurking

This is what I was told back in High School. It's when 2 men have anal sex and then one man cums up the other guy's ass. Then that guy who came sucks the cum back out the ass with a straw. Hmm.

Ted and Fred love to slurk each other.

by Ted April 21, 2003