Splooptardian

A language created by a few friends that spread across the whole school.

"The people speak splooptardian"
"Splooptardian is how we communicate"
"The splooptardian people are very sploopid"

by Richert Jackson March 3, 2023

Turtle Sploosh

The after effects of launching a turtle head.

You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.

by Golden029 December 14, 2016

sush' sploosh

The dump one takes after gorging on copious amounts of sushi.

The bubble guts set in as soon as I polished off that sixth godzilla roll. I knew I was in for a serious case of the sush' sploosh.

by Genna Tailia July 24, 2010

splooge

splooge- The act of cuming or ejaculating semen. Usually referring to the act of cuming in a partner's face after receiving fellatio.

ex. Harry never told jan he was about to splooge and so she was covered with his man pudding in no time.

by penis mcgaffrey May 13, 2005

sploosh delay

Sploosh Delay is the silence that occurs for about 2 or 3 seconds after a port-o-potty has been tipped over. After this silence, a fairly loud "splooshing" sound can easily be heard. At this point, whatever was inside the toilet will come flowing out of the openings at the top of the port-o-potty, and also out of the door if it was tipped on its face.

Hellraiser 1: Alright dude it's down! Let's get the fuck out of here!!

Hellraiser 2: I don't hear anything, was it empty?

Hellraiser 1: No man, that's just sploosh delay. Give it another second...there it goes!!

Hellraiser 2: That's fuckin' nasty!! There is fucking brown water pouring out of the top, and it smells like shit!!

by TZR July 6, 2005

Man Splooge Containment Receptacle

A condom or tube sock.

Yes, I would like to purchase a man splooge containment receptacle post haste..yes, of course!

by Invictus101 March 17, 2008

Courtesy Splooge

The act of wrapping one's penis during the last few seconds of masturbation with tissue, toilet paper, a sock, et cetera, to prevent a messy clean up of semen after reaching climax.

It also adds mild stimulation to the head of the penis in the absence of lotion or lube.

Dude, I hate getting spunk on my sheets before bed every night, it's kinda nasty

You should have done a Courtesy Splooge. Much less mess and it feels pretty good!

by Ruiner94 July 31, 2011