speaning

Typically a female practice, that involves speaking and listening at the same time.

My wife and her freind have been speaning for over an hour now.

by speaner June 16, 2018

Shawning

acting thirsty or desperate for for love and affection

mane i’m so single i’m finna go shawning for some hoes🥵

by reon2.0_ November 25, 2019

Smawning

smawning is when your dog/ pet seems to smile as or right after they yawn.

Smawning is the combination of smiling and yawning and can be performed by most mammals.

My dog smawned at me this morning.

Awe look at Rufus smawning over there.

by SandyCheeksisDead January 7, 2020

scawning

When someone yawns and scratches their head at the same time.

Jazz : "Oh, did you see Bentley scawning in Cam's Instagram post?
Blaine : "Yeah!"

by à̵̢͇̈́̆͌̔͊̚s̷͔̺̣̙̠͔̮̳̙̆̓͘͜h̶̉̓ May 7, 2020

Splatting

When a girl jumps off the bed or an elevated surface, at least five feet from the ground, landing on a guy's flaccid penis, resulting in a fleshy "splat" sound. Usually performed during ovulation. Popular in Asia.

Dude, me and my girl went splatting last night, she almost missed.

by Outragedracer22 July 28, 2020

Shlawinga

Your a slawinga

Mya your a shlawinga

by Leah and mya February 23, 2021

Splooning

Slpooning is when two friends platonically spoon. its not sexual. its not gay.

its homisexual

Yo me and my homie where splooning yesterday. I was little spoon

by DidgitDidgit January 17, 2022