Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows July 11, 2015

Splat

When you cum😩😩😩

I just splatted in that girls eyes

by GodHatesSpooks November 2, 2016

shit splat natty splat shits

What happens when you fart after anal sex

I bent over after my man was done pounding my ass and it came out in shit splat natty splat shits

by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

ur grandma a splat

the absolute WORST insult even god can think of. Worse than all the “ur” insults on urban dictionary combined. When u say it, a planet explodes along with the human race.

Man 1:lol ur mom gay
Man 2:no u
Man 1: ur sisters a mister
Man 2:well ur grandma a splat
*MAN 1 REDUCES TO ASHES ALONG WITH THE HUMAN RACE AND URANUS*

by MEAGPERSON June 2, 2018

Splat

Used as a codeword for cumming on someone's ass. Often applied in polite company when you would like to talk dirty. Also indicated with a hand gesture ushering out two clenched fist into open 5 hands.

Man: ahh I wish your family wasn't here or I would splat all over you right now!

by Jadenmasongray July 15, 2019