some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up
by FuukaGirl October 10, 2021
Get the Splatmug. by RNO Gang Bitch April 21, 2019
Get the splatmug. The type of human that has something to say about everything. Be it valid or not, the cunt splat will interject a conversation with their sloppy, uneducated opinion, which holds no value to the argument taking place.
I was contemplating removing the obtrusive tree from my yard and an HOA cunt splat said it’s indigenous and not allowed. It was planted in 2006.
by Truthgenie November 24, 2021
Get the Cunt Splatmug. by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022
Get the whack-a-splatmug. A fictional event promoted by the Walla Walla wine industry. These so called professionals reference a ‘back splat’ event that involved a Montana-originated flood that crashed against a basalt ridges and caused a rush of water into the Walla Walla region.
Lynne meant to describe a bath tub effect of what happened in the floods from 12,000 years ago but her petite verdot consumption led her to describe a back splat, which coincidentally Britt left in the men’s room.
by clermontboy September 14, 2019
Get the Back splatmug. by Cici butt lover November 8, 2015
Get the shit splat natty splat shitsmug. by corgi2041 December 27, 2016
Get the Splatmug.