Splash Mountain

When playing the game of Basketball, preferably in a Recreational league and/or pick up game. And stating to the defending player: "Have you been to Disneyland?" Then immediately after, pulling up for the easy J over the lack luster D. Immediately after the automatic (preferably three point shot), saying: "Splash Mountain."

Baller 1: Aye Charles.
Baller 2: What's Good?
Baller 1: Tommy just took that fool to Disneyland.
Baller 2: For real, Splash Mountain.

Baller 1: Man, it feels like we in the Magic Kingdom.
Baller 2: No Man, Jimmy is just soaking wet today, taking that sorry ass cat to Splash Mountain.

by kershybar August 3, 2011

Splash Radius Rule

A rule that states: When a man is choosing which urinal to pee in, he must keep at least one urinal between him and the man next to him(if possible). This is to avoid the "splash" of urine from one man onto the other.

Seeing that there was someone else using a urinal, John decided to use the urinal 2 away from the man to avoid breaking the splash radius rule and getting the man's urine on his clothing.

by balbusch4nstk3 January 21, 2009

Splash And Dash

The act of ejaculating on someone sleeping then fleeing the scene of the incidnet.

Person 1: Hey, I totally splash and dashed Janet the other day.
Person 2: Nice!

by Brian Herrmann November 8, 2009

splash brother

Usually, a hot, three point shooting specialist that lifts up the middle, ring, and pinkie finger. Be careful, don't do that in Brazil!

Man he is my splash brother, he can SHOOT THE ROCK!!

by BruhmiteBruhmiteBruhmite March 12, 2015

splash damage

An accidental strike of sperm

I was in a three way and I accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy

by Whocan April 12, 2005

Splash end

A splash end page is a splash page for a website that has no apparent way to enter into the main part of the site. Comes from the phrases Splashpage and Dead end

"I went to your website, but it just opened up a splash end page."
"Haha. Are you stupid or something? All you need to do to get in is double right click the top left corner of the screen and type in the year that my cousin Frank was born in, then navigate through the maze and save the princess. Duh."

by PhoenixJ September 12, 2005

splash stick

The little green plastic plug the barrista puts in the lid hole of your coffee at starbucks to keep the coffee from squrting out.

Dude, can I have a splash stick, my car has blown shocks.

by Kingbuku September 3, 2009