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American Spelling

Initiated by Noah Webster in the early 19th century, American Spelling is perhaps the most successful effort ever to make the English language more phonetically written, thus decreasing its unnecessary difficulties for people trying to learn it as a foreign language.
Come on, do people in England really pronounce "centre" as "sen-tray"?
by Zalis August 3, 2004
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Spelling Bee-otch

1. Someone who spells their name when they don’t need to, especially if they start using words. The words chosen are usually random or far more interesting than the person.

2. Someone who has a fucked up name but just won’t spell it and expects you to know how it should be spelled.
"My name is Pam Jones....That’s P-A-M....J-O-N-E-S." Said the spelling bee-otch

“My name is Joe Smith...J as in Jammin’, O as in Octopus, E as in Enlightenment....S as in Socialism, M as in Macho, I as in Illicit, T as in Tangerine, and H as in Heavenly”
“Sir, could you stop being a spelling bee-otch for one minute here.”

“My name is Jaxq Villaxiquocal.”
“Can you spell that please, Sir.”
“No, you should know how to spell that it’s a very simple name.”
“Well, if you’re going to be a spelling bee-otch I’m afraid that I just can’t help you today, sir.”
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Shilling Cram

In a porno movie when a man with a large semi soft penis inserts it a woman's vagina, it curves or bends as its being crammed in
Look at the guy in the x rated movie he is doing the Shilling Cram
by Damong October 4, 2017
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Spelling Patrol

Random people on the internet correcting every single spelling mistake that they spot.
Random Person On The Internet 1: Were do you find the things to make it?
Random Person On The Internet 2: Actually its "Where" so maybe next time go to school kid.
Random Person On The Internet 1: Ugh Spelling Patrol is so annoying.
by Proxyyz April 13, 2020
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spelling a word wrong in the Urban Dictionary

O no i spelt a wrd ron in da rbn dicsnry! wot sd i do?
it can be quite embarrasing to do that, but hey, we all do spelling a word wrong in the Urban Dictionary, or should it be Urban Dicktionary?
by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020
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spxlling

The spelling used when people decide to show how progressive and better they are by replacing letters in words with x's. This signals that they are much less sexist, heteronormative, racist, and/or colonialist than you.

It doesn't matter if the people being described by the spxlling actually like their new name, because they would agree with it if they were just smart enough to understand that it's coming from a good place.
New spxlling just dropped, it's womxn now folx
by xntxrsxctxxnxl_fxmxnxst March 5, 2021
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cock swilling

When a person compliments someone excessively; to the point where they might as well just suck the persons dick.
Friend 1: "Look at Randy over!"
Friend 2: "I know! He loves cock swilling Norman."
by mr.mittenskittens June 2, 2014
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