spewing

when someone cannot stop lying to the point where it becomes a disease

Gray: I hooked up with Natasja!
Brad: Your spewing u fooker.
Gray: Fook you caught me
Simon: Guees what? I hooked up with Ali?
Both: Spew!
Simon: Fook

by kentird34 June 28, 2010

spellingosis

A rare disease that occurs when teachers in their fifties become exposed to incorrect grammar and spelling. Seen most in teachers who have germ disorders.

The teacher read the e-mail that said: "sup, so i need to kno if i shud practise my spellin becuz my fokes say its really bad and i wanna get better... ineed your imput on my prob"

The teacher faints and then is rushed to the hospital to be diagnosed with spellingosis.

by gigialfine December 4, 2010

Spewing Dragon

When a chick is deep throating you and you do not warn her that you are about to cum. If she is out of breath she will spew cum all over you like a fire breathing dragon.

Dude that girl last night went all cum spewing dragon on me... had to wash me and the sheets.

by THEpitDickler May 22, 2017

Spedling

Some one who is special education. Someone who is slow.

Hey did you hear Daniel didn’t know the capital of New York? What a spedling

by Peepeehead69 June 12, 2018

Spelling Gap

The cavernous void between Tori Spelling's breasts

Geez mate, I'd tit-shag your wife but I'd lose my dick in her Spelling Gap

by freddellamer October 18, 2019

1337 spelling

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A stupid fucking 12 year old who thinks CS is the best game ever. Guess what you dumb ass, talking with numbers isn't cool and Counter Strike is the worst fucking game ever, try something else, anything else you fucking nub!

by Majin January 15, 2004

Speeling

An action word used to describe the time late at night when your mind fails to function properly, and various stupid and inane things become hilarious.

After staying up for 36 straight hours playing ping pong, Larry and I were definately speeling.

by Jay November 23, 2003