Spelling nazi

Someone who can't let even simple spelling mistakes go

man: hello three
man #2: you mean "there"
man: you're a spelling nazi

by Kenzyywastaken April 3, 2021

ud spelling

Ud spelling is how idiots on urban dictionary spell

I h8 lurnin speelin so I ud spelling

by SwankySpanx April 15, 2015

Spelling douche

Morgan Krause. Un-wanted or un-needed correcting of text messages.

Stop correcting me you spelling douche, I hate texting. Call me!

by Hadidit May 4, 2018

Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009

spell wreck

When spell check software changes your correct spelling to something else it THINKS is correct.

Rocky: Hey Adam, how come when you sent me that word document containing my resume, my name was spelled "Rocky Hammer" instead of "Rocky Hammond"?

Adam: Awe...sorry dude! The spell wreck software mustn't have recognized "Hammond" as a real word.

Rocky: Are you trying to say what I feel isn't real?

Adam: No...I'm trying to say my spell check wrecked your name. Don't worry, McDonald's won't look at your resume that closely anyway.

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Dry Spell

One's life is in critical danger after certain amount of time of not having sex.

1. Adam's dry spell has caused him to put his life in jeopardy and isn't thinking with his right head.

2. Melissa's social life is in dry spell danger because she just drunkenly hooked up with that douche in front of everyone.

3. If you don't help me end this dry spell right now, I could die, and you'll be held responsible.

4. This dry spell has put my life is in peril because my head between my legs and going to self cumbust.

by Avtar Ji May 19, 2017