Skip to main content

Office-drone Speedball

Similar in concept to the Speedball drug cocktail, except using only legal drugs, in this case the depressant qualities of alcohol and stimulant effects of caffeine in place of heroin and cocaine.

This covers everything from Irish Coffee to neat vodka with a 5 hour energy chaser, anything that will leave you with all the energy of a sober person and none of the decision making capacity.
Friend: How are you able to keep working on that paper? You're wasted!

Me: Office-drone Speedball baby, try it some time!
by Mike What January 25, 2020
mugGet the Office-drone Speedball mug.

Preppie Speedball

When a young, white, upperclass person drinks 2 redbulls and then takes 2MG on Xanax behind it.
Man that preppie speedball kicked my ass.
by Kimmer24 August 6, 2009
mugGet the Preppie Speedball mug.

speedbag

Rumor has it that George Stephanopoulos sports a speedbag.
by Anita Razer August 7, 2002
mugGet the speedbag mug.

Beaner Speedball

Railing a line of Adderall, while on Valium. Referred to as, "beaner," because a real Speedball is heroin and coke, adderall representing coke, while valium is substituting heroin.
I snorted two lines of addy an hour after popping three valium, the beaner speedball fucked me up for english class.
by adavvgum May 26, 2010
mugGet the Beaner Speedball mug.

speedcock

The name of the speediest social network on the internet; speedcock.net Many may confuse this with Facebook but that is neither the case or the intention. It is intended to be a more collaborative environment allowing you to speedcock
by bennettw September 15, 2011
mugGet the speedcock mug.

Speedball Artist

A connoisseur of the speedball, in its most general form, a combination of a depressant and stimulant, to enhance the positive effects and mitigate the negative effects that would be felt with administration of either drug alone. Typically it involves simultaneous co-administration of cocaine with a powerful, short acting opiate such as heroin, fentanyl, or a fentanylogue.

Speedballs are sublimely pleasurable, incredibly addictive and quite dangerous. To accomplish with any reasonable degree of safety they require vigorous self-discipline and extraordinarily deep reservoirs of knowledge and experience with the drugs in question, as well as consideration of one's tolerance, general health condition and relative quality of the specific doses about to taken. Attempting a speedball is a highly dangerous process, but those who survive to develop their routine and practice it thousands of times are called speedball artists in reference to the fact that staying alive while maximizing the pleasure from it is as much an art as it is a science.
"What's his drug of choice?"

"He's a speedball artist. Coke and fentanyl specifically. Shit's incredibly dangerous, but somehow, either from luck, skill or some crazy combination of both he's managed to go for years without ODing... yet."
by Improvising September 9, 2016
mugGet the Speedball Artist mug.

speedball

Type of Paintball match where the goal is not to capture the flag. The goal is to tag out the opposing team.
Lots of people on UD don't know how to properly use the "Pronunciation" box.
by MoonKnight November 23, 2002
mugGet the speedball mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email