Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

by Mr Natural July 1, 2007

Speaking the bible

Telling the truth. Telling it as it is. Spitting facts.

TONY: All I am saying is, if you look at the big picture, he is a fraud.
RALPH: Damn, Tony speaking the bible!

by filip98 November 22, 2020

alex speak

Syntax that simps and little children when texting online. Common phrases include "yeo", "skull emoji", and cutting words in half with dashes.

"yeo cum here girl we finna do sum or wha-"
Man cut out that alex speak.

by DetrimentalMug October 8, 2020

'dale speak

This refers to the way that all of the rich, spoiled, white kids from North Scottsdale try to talk black/crunk/thuggin, even though none of them are black or have ever even seen a hood.

A conversation between two Scottsdale residents using 'dale speak:

"Yo G, you wanna run up ta Kierland and tear dat shit up, gangsta g style?"

"Hell's yeah! Dat shit be crunk! My Pops lettin me borrow his ZX5 BMW. You know we gonna get some hos!!!"

by Jill-izo November 15, 2006

Hypothetically speaking

Hypothetically speaking

Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend

Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!

by Migaspin March 2, 2021

Chat speak

From LOL (Laugh Out Loud) to BRB (Be Right Back),Internet chatrooms have a language all of their own.
Here are some of the more popular ones:
~LODLSM
Logged On Dressed Like Sailor Moon

~XIF
Christ,I'm Fat.

~DYHTNTMBG?
Did You Hear The News There Might Be Giants?

~18/F/NYC
Pockmarked 46 year old in bathrobe

~IHTWBSAP
I Have Trouble With Basic Spelling And Punctuation

~JEOMK
Just Ejactulated On My Keyboard

~NTBUSWAB
Not To Bring Up Star Wars Again,But...

~TOMTB
Taking Off My Training Bra

~CILYIMBF?
Can I Lock You In My Basement Forever?

~HOGMP
Hang On,Getting More Pringles

~WSTS
Weeping Silently To Self.

CHAT SPEAK.
Sk8er-D00d: LODLSM
PunkChicka: XIF
Sk8er-D00d:DYHTNTMBG?
PunkChicka:HOGMP
EmoxXxtearzzz:WSTS

by bandanasarerad November 12, 2006

speaking neon

1. Speaking of something beyond the listener's comprehension.

2. Speaking of something that makes no sense whatsoever, ultimately confusing the listener.

1. Speaker - "Man, I was up all night last night reading about the protein synthesis and replication of deoxyribonucleic acid."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

2. Speaker - "Man, last night I hopped on the midnight sasquatch and rode the monkey rainbow."
Listener - "... You're speaking neon, dude."

by Imabashew September 12, 2007