When under the influence of acid it is important to designate a safey safe. Usualy a couch, or your mommy's bed a safey safe is where the monsters cannot get you. When paired with a large blanket a safey safe is your best defense against: frank the bunny, anywhere in your house carpet meets linolium, and tsunamis among other things.
(its the bunny SCRAM!!) AYE! he who hesitates is lost! AYE! to the safey safe!! AYE! (hes right there!!!) AYE! THE BLANKET!! THE BLANKET AYE!!
by mike deezy January 9, 2007
Get the safey safe mug.Someone who is overly paranoid about the safety of their children, partner, etc. A safety fuck will often implicate certain rules to prevent injury or harm. Eg. "Don't catch a train in peak hour because you may be pushed on the tracks and killed by a train".
"OMG my dad is such a safety fuck he won't let me go camping with you because he thinks I will throw deodorant cans in the camp fire".
by CrazyCraig1 November 28, 2012
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is a person that does not like many people. She keeps to herself. She's one of the most loyal people I know. And she will put anyone above herself.
shafeena has never cheated on anyone
Shafeena is a committed person
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by theloveofyourmanslife March 14, 2017
Get the Shafeena mug.A person that accompanies you to friend's or family event. a) Giving the appearance that you are seeing people and not isolated from society. b) To avoid being set up on blind dates by well meaning friends.
Jack brought a saftey date to his aunt's dinner party. He did this because his aunt considered herself an "accomplished match maker."
by Ensoe September 6, 2005
Get the safety date mug.altho originally from Jamaica, it has been incorporated into London slang for the use of anyone who knows it meaning 1.hello, 2.goodbye, 3.thankyou, 4.good to see you, and 5.a general word used in celebration.
1. "Safe man"
"Safe"
2. "safe dude, c u soon"
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3. "here's that jay u wanted me to roll"
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4. "wassup bro, its been a while"
"Safe mate, way to much of a while"
5. "mate i just pulled the finest chicka!"
"Safe mate, nicely done!"
"Safe"
2. "safe dude, c u soon"
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3. "here's that jay u wanted me to roll"
"safe"
4. "wassup bro, its been a while"
"Safe mate, way to much of a while"
5. "mate i just pulled the finest chicka!"
"Safe mate, nicely done!"
by KitSteel April 22, 2007
Get the safe mug.The shittiest place anyone could dare work. Synonomous with flamboyant douchebaggery, started by a man with the last name "Skaggs". Forced customer service regime and secret shoppers, workers who do not comply will be executed and sold as safeway select potted meat. Pay is below minimum wage and one may expect to have a throng of mentally handicapt co-workers. Three minute lunch breaks are permitted; one usually has to order food from the "service deli" inhabited by stoned fucktards and sandwiches made of decaying human entrails. Shitty value, high prices, fucktard co-workers, and shitty health care. Safeway sucks!
"Bo Jim, that retard you remember from school, is your manager at Safeway."
"That fucking safeway select sandwich i eat opened a vons chain in my small intestine."
"The safeway service deli food is to decaying human remains that arbys is to roadkill."
"That fucking safeway select sandwich i eat opened a vons chain in my small intestine."
"The safeway service deli food is to decaying human remains that arbys is to roadkill."
by jim jo bob November 13, 2005
Get the Safeway mug.He wouldn't stop talking shit so I just pulled out my safety pin and stabbed him in the arm.That taught the douche bag a lesson.
by Icydoll♥ July 8, 2011
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