Spaffage

From the verb to spaff, the act of abruptly discharging a viscous liquid upon something or someone.

Molly said to Milly 'Sorry about the spaffage, but my yoghurt exploded on your settee and made an awful mess'.

by Martian Daws November 5, 2005

spafe

(spâf)n. An individual with an especially spacious face (i.e. moonlike, intrusive, omnipresent, generously proportioned, ergonomically challenged)

"You, my friend, are a spafe"

by Gregory McGregory May 19, 2005

spaffed

When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face

Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing

by Endeque February 4, 2010

Spaff

To jizz in ur eye by accident.

i spaffed last night.

by lolololololoololl November 24, 2016

spaff

stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest

by richard November 9, 2004

spaff

To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.

by Nate March 10, 2005

spaff

to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)

I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.

by o_O~ April 21, 2004