Fuck a lady who is on her period, pull out your bloody dick and slap it into her face. The blood in her face will make her look like a spartan, returning from a hell of a battle. Pulling a move like this will make you a real hero.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Maybe you wanna shout out something like "this ain't madness. this is sparta biaaatch". but a simple "inya face" will do it as well.
Markus wife refused to make him some goddamn sammiches. so he showed her what a spartan hero does for living.
by CerealKiller69 October 29, 2010
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by Captain Angel Beard January 4, 2022
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.
by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013
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