southern monkey

An alcoholic beverage containing Southern Comfort, 99 Bananas, and Orange juice. Created by a married couple in Elkhart Indiana

Man I went to my brothers party and drank some of his wifes invention called southern monkey, it was so good!

by M.C. Mickey Gee December 13, 2013

Southern Sandy

After a long day rolling around at the beach, your lady friend gives you a dry hand job with the sand found in your shorts.

Sandra gave Patrick a surprise Southern Sandy after a day frolicking on the beach.

by Klausquatch May 6, 2014

Southern Nosebleed

Another phrase for a woman's time of the month.

Dude, I tried going down on my girlfriend and she started having a Southern Nosebleed.

by Supdude8888 August 2, 2014

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

Southern french style

So you know how French kissing is with the tongue right well now just imagine that down south

Guy 1: I southern french styled a girl last night
Guy 2: yew wat billeh?
Guy 3: he tounge fucked a gal

by Southerndentistdating June 7, 2018

southern goodbye

saying goodbye only to talk for another 10-20 minutes and then saying bye again only for the cycle to repeat itself until one of the parties makes a excuse to leave for real

the exact opposite of a Irish goodbye

joe: “ hey man we should get going soon”
aaron: “we don’t have to leave for another 20 minutes tho?”
joe: “ i know but alex does a southern goodbye”

by soap tee November 19, 2022

Norfolk Southern Railroad

A railroad that ate the Southern and Norfolk & Western to create a shit storm that would derail it's way throughout the east coast. They also creates 20 brain dead heritage units for foamers to simp over. NS is known for derailing trains frequently

"Hey look, the Norfolk Southern Railroad ate shit again in Altoona."

by PissBreather June 6, 2021