by wolfplayer April 12, 2007

(n) Holding in an emergency level shit by clenching your asscheeks together hard rendering your legs stiff and rigid making you stand or walk like a tin soldier.
“I was driving home from work and had to take a shit so bad, I got out of my car and had to do a tin soldier in the driveway until it subsided and I could walk to the bathroom.”
by greggmack February 12, 2022

Person one: I hate this game, I shot him in the head!
Person two: You're such a Soldier Duckie!
Person one: Quack, Quack!
Person two: You're such a Soldier Duckie!
Person one: Quack, Quack!
by Ghostface_G99 October 13, 2018

A person addicted to nicotine even though they might not admit they are. A nicotine soldier will barley cough off cigarettes, hookah, cigars, and vapes. They have something called “coal lungs” which makes there lungs used to nicotine.
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