greggmack's definitions
(n) Holding in an emergency level shit by clenching your asscheeks together hard rendering your legs stiff and rigid making you stand or walk like a tin soldier.
“I was driving home from work and had to take a shit so bad, I got out of my car and had to do a tin soldier in the driveway until it subsided and I could walk to the bathroom.”
by greggmack February 12, 2022
Get the Tin Soldiermug.