A sexual move when you are hitting it from behind on a girl. She is on all fours and you procede to bring your hands up like you are about to grab her breasts, then you knock her arms out with one swift move(usually balling your hands in fists, taking her out at the wrists, like making a strong T-shape). This usually ends up with the ya girl hating you and some facial injury sustained by the female.
Homie:Damn! What happened to ya girls face?
You: I showed that bitch da Snowplow after she told me to hurry up.
You: I showed that bitch da Snowplow after she told me to hurry up.
by Trent N September 7, 2007
Get the Snowplow mug.When a guy holds a chick up by her legs and has her walk on her hands down a row of guys, fellating them all in a row, and making them cum, then spitting the cum to one side, creating the illusion of snow being blown.
Vinny's girl said she liked it kinky, so he lined up his tanning buddies and pulled a Jersey Snowblower.
by Denton 8 May 13, 2009
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When the male finishes on the inside of the partners anus and the partner violently sharts the liquid into his face and yell "Make America Great Again!"
Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!
by Bighunk yumyum June 8, 2016
Get the alabama snowblower mug.While doing someone in the ass, before you ejaculate, you pull out and pour a 7up slushie into their rectum. This causes their sphincter to tighten, making the last few thrusts tighter and more pleasurable.
"Oh my god, I gave my girl friend such a hard muddy snowplow last night that she chocolate snow coned!"
by gaultourrie January 17, 2009
Get the Muddy Snowplow mug.Basically the most fun...ever. The best winter sport period. Altho in response to "the angry gnome" I'm one of those little effers that just jib...because i have no place to go backcountry. So yeah, I wont say snowboarding is better then skiing...because i ahev never gone skiiing...but all those little 6 yr old rich skiiers on the hill certainly PISS ME OFF
Dumb Kid at my school: "Hey look, that kid thinks she's so cool because she thinks she can snowboard"
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."
me: *flawlessly grinds a rail*
Dumb kid: *faints because of my awesomeness*
Other dumb kid "Maybe i should try snowboarding..."
by SNOWBOARDINGisLIFE August 20, 2007
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by iMakeTrashUrbanStuff September 22, 2020
Get the Snowboarding mug.Jerk Off Snowboarders, also called JOS's are some of the biggest douche bags you'll ever meet. They are almost as obnoxious as people who drive Hummers. The name comes from the fact that they are downright jerks, and they love snowboarding so much, that they could jerk off to it if they wanted to. Their major goal in life is to go pro (no pro snowboarder is a JOS).
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
The Style of a JOS: JOS's can be seen wearing the latest snowboarding gear. They have jackets and pants that match their board, bandanas, tinted goggles, gore tex gloves, and helmets. They have their own boards, usually the most expensive out there.
The behavior of a JOS: JOS's are as obnoxious, as they get. They like to yell and scream, usually while speeding down the trails, thus distracting the other people around them. They also like to watch people get hurt, and will drop snow on you from the lift, if they get the chance. If you bump into one on a trail, they will push you down and throw snow on you. If you fall on a trail, they will either use you as a human jump, or jump over you. They are disrespectful, and absolutely hate skiers. They can be found on any mountain, hitting up the terrain park, all day long.
(A kid goes off a jump and falls)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fucking Fag! If you're gonna do something, then do something good! And get a nice board like mine! Get a Burton, not that shitty rental!
Other Kid: Dude, why don't you leave me alone and go jerk off to some snowboarding videos? Get a fucking life, that doesn't revolve around snowboarding.
Jerk Off Snowboarder: Fuck you! (Gets on his board and speeds away)
by AllDayLong1337 March 10, 2009
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