snookeroo

A person that continuously paints himself/herself into a corner. Self-inflicted "bad luck" follows them around. Left to their own devices, they will end up "snookered", sooner than later.

From the term "Snookered", which means "no way out" in the billiard game of Snooker.

He has had 7 careers in 7 years and his second wife just left him. The poor fellow is a Snookeroo.

by Snookeroo June 19, 2017

snoiper

Snoiper is the dickhead that chooses sniper everytime even tho he is a fucktard with a sniper

Theres a sniper on the tank
Don't worry its a snoiper

by Spoofy27 June 27, 2017

Snooter Trail

The drippings from a vagina left on furniture, the floor, or other people as a woman walks or runs away. A Snooter Trail may consist of semen, blood, menstrual fluid, urine, etc.

I creampied my girlfriend and she left a long snooter trail between the bedroom and bathroom.

Nikki sat on my lap during the concert and left a snooter trail on my pants after she got up.

by Vulgar Voyages May 13, 2018

snootercut

While a guy is getting head and the girl sucks his balls... the guy then farts in her forehead.

Nick- hey bud I am really feeling a snootercut tonight should we save the 69 for tomorrow or what?
Erin - yeah I was thinking I wanted a fart on my forehead

by Dojacoot April 25, 2020

lucre snooker

Interjection by a 3rd party whilst in sales negotiations, resulting in a previously interested party refusing what is almost certainly the best life changing product and/or service they would ever invest in.

The financial equivalent of a cock block.

Also known as a dough blow, a bread shred, a buck shuck or a dinero interfero.

"I'd been on the phone for half an hour and she was ready to take the banana grater, fish juicer and cheese bat, along with extended warranty; she was just about to give me her card details when her husband got back and performed a lucre snooker. I got no bonus that day and had to eat from the trash."

by jivehoneyjive March 23, 2008

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Grouper Scooper

The act of yourself and several friends defocating on the end of a shovel and throwing it over the fence into the yard of your least favorite neighbor.

Bruno is such a dick when I have my friends over... So last night my friends and I destroyed some Chipotle and gave him the Grouper Scooper of his life!!! Just wait till that son of a bitch mows the lawn!!!

by Sharts Alot August 13, 2017