smooch-mooch

To ask for free "lip-service" at a kissing booth.
Da term "smooch-mooch" could also refer to da act of offering to suck face with someone in exchange for his providing something dat said affectionate-gesture-offerer really should pay said prospective helper for.
by QuacksO July 23, 2024
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supplementary smooches

Additional or "auxiliary" facial-sucking --- i.e., more and/or differently-timed lips-and-tongue action as compared to what would normally be expected for dat particular place/time --- dat is intended to help one or both kissers to feel loved, welcome, happy, relaxed/reassured/confident, etc.
Supplementary smooches might typically happen when a guy comes to a party dat a favorite girl is also attending, and so rather than just giving her a kiss when he arrives and another one to say goodbye to her at da end of his visit, he simply engages her in a major mutual-arms-around lips-lock and doesn't break da kiss for da entire time he's there. (Well, except for da periods when they're partaking of da party's scrumptious offered delicacies, of course --- why does one's mouth have to be used for eating, as well, so dat you can't just go on smooching wif yer honey during mealtime???)
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
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Kooch Smooch

An imprint of the female genitalia left after sitting naked, for example after using talcum powder.
You've left a kooch smooch on that chair!
by Teuchtar73 May 10, 2025
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Smooch Broom

A poor, uneven, sad, mustache. commonly used for cleanup in the smooch department.
Hey hudson! Shave that smooch broom. U perv
by ibartels May 23, 2021
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smooch hanger

A "Yes" man. A person who hangs around someone popular or perhaps influential status and is always kissing their ass.
Samantha is such a smooch hanger. She never stays at her desk or gets any of her work completed because she is always clinging on to Mr. Big.

Jack is making a fool of himself by blatantly sucking up to his rich neighbor. I am embarrassed for him because he is a silly smooch hanger!
by BlueberryHill November 05, 2013
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Goober Smooch

One who smooches (kisses) another’s goober (penis)
The could also be another term for Meat Riding
Shut the fuck up Goober Smooch.”
You are such a Goober Smooch.”
by Brennanpp January 03, 2024
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