shattered

If you are shattered, your world is shattered since hearing the devastatin or shocking news that just turned your life upside down.

A reply to the sympathetic question "How you doing" ?? (Since you lost your child so suddenly)

Answer - I'm shattered.
or Completely shattered

by Galawh October 29, 2018

twat swatter

the female version of the cock blocker. A female who prevents another female from having sex with someone.

Jane: I want to see Kyle tonite to watch a movie and snuggle.

Mary: Well how about I stop by around 10:30 then and we can all go to see that She's Just not that into you movie?

Jane: I swear to god Mary you need to quit twat swatting me because I just want to get some dick from Kyle. I mean Jesus Mary, you twat swat me like everytime I see Kyle, I just want to spend some time alone with him. You need to quit being a no-good twat swatter!

Mary: Oh my God Jane, I had no idea I was twat swattin' you like that. I apologize and it will not happen again.

Jane: Oh Mary thank you so much. I am sorry for being such a Ho-ma. I just haven't gotten to ride the bologna pony for like 3 weeks now.

by Barack Obama's new dog February 7, 2009

SmarterChild

A funny AIM bot. Is so remarkably dumb, it's hilarious.

Me: Don't be stupid.
SmarterChild: Why can't I be stupid?
Me: Because I said so.
SmarterChild: You said so? Hmm... whatever, Supreme Master.

by hahahiwin November 14, 2004

earth-shattering

Something very shocking, that takes the ground off of you. Something that is mind blowing.

Some earth-shattering revalations

by vickyloka October 2, 2009

SmarterChild

A pretty funny, but annoying internet chatbot that doesn't actually have a conversation with you.
I don't believe he is the 'SmarterChild'. He simple agrees, sends adverts and makes idle comments about potatoes.

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well. anyway...

hey, do u have anything else 2 say about potatoes?
georgiee. says:
they make good chips and crisps
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hmm... i dunno. they make good chips and crisps? is that so?
georgiee. says:
yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
georgiee. says:
because chips and crisps are made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
cuz chips and crisps r made out of potatoes, right?
georgiee. says:
yes, surely you know that
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what do u mean, surely i know that?
georgiee. says:
you're meant to be 'the smarter child'
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
indeed.
georgiee. says:
but you didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i didn't know chips and crisps were made out of potatoes, right? i c.
georgiee. says:
you're very annoying
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
i'm doing my best.

by Georgiee December 24, 2007

Scatterbox

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

smarterchild

Just a fucktarded bot really..

- SmarterChild - says:
OK.

Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
Scary Luke says:
k
- SmarterChild - says:
Cool. What's your favorite food?
Scary Luke says:
penis
- SmarterChild - says:
I did not know you could eat penis. Whatever. Interesting to know, though.

by adam 444444 June 11, 2006