Smashing eggs

The act of two males either:

(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.

Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.

by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015

Smashing

An expression coined as a result of a good display or an event drawing amazement and worthy of appraisal.

Teacher: What is 2+2
Student: Ummmm...4
Teacher: Yes, smashing!

by BuildThatWall December 25, 2018

castle smashing

When 2 women aggressively slam their breasts against each other

Lisa and Mariah enjoyed castle smashing each other for hours.

by daBoss April 29, 2014

Smashing Blumpkins

When, in bed, you and a partner (male or female) 69 and simultaneously shit.

Prove your love is true by performing the Smashing Blumpkins.

by Good Writtenz February 22, 2010

Smashing blumpkin

The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.

I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.

by Pierre Boudreaux April 27, 2017

Pie Smashing

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.

OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing

by caseone March 23, 2011

pumpkin smashing

When young vandals roam the neighborhoods around halloween, and proceed to smash pumpkins that are left outside.

"Look at that mega large pumpkin, lets perform some pumpkin smashing." youngster proceeds to lift the pumpkin off of the steps and smash it onto concrete. Everyone then runs away.

by duroSIG556R November 1, 2013