smack tard

Commonly used in reference to a person on coke or any other hard drug

"Jason yeh I know that smack tard"

"Heres your rock ya little smack tard"

by VisOne March 25, 2003

Smartarded

Being in two places at once while being watched by pc supervision.

P1: How did I see you at the school and online publishing at the same time?

P2: I'm just smartarded. I rigged a clicker out of rubber bands a roll gear ramp, and a pointer. Placed the it over my mouse pad on my lap top and it just kept clicking publish for me so I could go pick some one up.

P1: How did you know what should be published.

P2: Christ do you see what's on this site. People have a voice no matter what that is and they pretty much let it fly here;) It can always be fixed later with the right effort.

P1: Your a tard

P2: Learned from the best smartassains in the world.

by SparkyKGienie April 20, 2010

smacktastic

to be smackable, great, cool or awesome. see also:
hamtastic

"i have a cookie"
"SMACKTASTIC!"

by andaru!! February 19, 2003

Slacktard

a lazy person who doesn't know how stupid they are

Dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘OMFG!! that shit is cray! can't believe that's real’ anytime someone shares an Onion article on Facebook, you’re an idiot.

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

sacktard

Basically, just a retarded ballsack face/head.
Also, used to describe a stupid person who's face/head resembles a ballsack.

What the hell is that Sacktard doing over there?

by Random Person Fucking Around June 3, 2019

Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

by welshj93 September 1, 2022

spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

by welshj93 December 11, 2023