junkyard slurpee

The act of performing oral sex on a woman by inserting a straw procured from a conveinence store fountain drink station into her vagina and sucking until it makes a sound comparable to that of a nearly empty slurpee.

Following a night of prolonged drinking, Bill proceeded to give Hiliary a sustained junkyard slurpee that rattled Lincoln's painting on the wall of the west wing.

by Franklin Furter January 01, 2008

salvadorian slurpee

When you fill up a bathtub with cherry slurpee and eat pussy and ass with a brain freeze.

Although overwhelming, Rico's brain freeze didn't stop him from finishing the salvadorian slurpee he was finishing out of Rita's ass.

by ricon August 10, 2006

herpes slurpee

When you pour a slurpee or an icee on a male or female's genetalia and eat/"slurp" it.

"Damn girl, i wanna give you a herpes slurpee.

by xStevie_ducksx November 18, 2007

backdoor slurpee

The act of a dude sucking off another dude, and spitting the load into the ass crack and lavishly eating it back out.

I'll take that backdoor slurpee Blake ;)

by Cokecan68 May 07, 2022

Dirty Slurpee

When a man performs cunnilingus on his lady while she takes a dump in the toilet. Similar to a blumpkin

After dinner, she asked for a dirty slurpee for dessert.

by HaloHaloisDeBomb March 24, 2016

slurpee szn

that time of the year where you'd rather drink slurpees all day rather than water

Yoo brad, you wanna come to to 7-eleven with me, its slurpee szn

by Ash-wine April 07, 2020

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 21, 2021