Shiter

Scottish slang for the term 'toilet'.

Im going for a dump in the shiter.

by The man next door. June 30, 2009

shiter

a word to decribe your arsehole

jesus fuckme I had a curry last night and now my shiter is buring like fuck.

by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

web shite

A site full of shit.

Very British.

Oh my Goodness, what a shitty web shite is this?

by webdevelopee May 5, 2014

Shiternet

When you have a shitty internet connection. Mostly occurs at Lycoming college.

-Dude why is youtube not loading? I wanna show you this video.

- Sorry man we have shiternet here at school. Sucks...

by metalmilitia1 January 12, 2010

shitebag

A wee feartie or scaredycat. Usually in reference to one's avoidance of excessive drug consumption, avoidance of excessive drinking and altercations involving taxi-drivers.

-How come yer no drinkin' the aftershocks the night then?
-Ah joost don't feel like it.
-Shitebag

by Clanvid November 26, 2006

SBITE

an acronym for- shoot(fuck) the bitch in the eye... founded in Kingston, NY and inspired by Leroy Fist. It's a form of punishment to bitchy hoes.

"the bitch was pissing me off so i invented the sbite and sbited the shit out of her... now she only sees in 2d- i think i taught her a lesson" - Leroy Fist

by niggaajames February 4, 2009

Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance

1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games

by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011