zoom-zoom sized

A penis under four inches in length during erection. Refers to the child in the Mazda zoom-zoom commercials.

I cannot give you a proper blowjob because you are zoom-zoom sized.

Mommy, why was I born zoom-zoom sized?

by cabbageASS February 13, 2005

sixer

a sixer or a 6er. A six pack of beer

I was in that liquor store and i bought a sixer of bud light.

by Stupid Dude May 21, 2007

Man-Sized Handshake

The act of grasping another man's hand, in hopes of sexual relations.

A homeless man walks up to you in a McDonald's and asks if he can give you a Man-Sized Handshake.

by BigAl08791 November 27, 2010

double sided dildo

long two sided dido used for double penatrations (dp) or using up the butt or clit and sucking at the same time. also used to pleasure two people at the same time.

max was using his double sided dildo with phil. it was jammed deep in their asses.

by konrad and christian July 31, 2008

Sixes

A VERY old and nonfunny phrase meaning "it's the same either way," apparently because rolling two sixes with a pair of dice is the same either way (see I told you it was old and unhysterical).

You could take side streets to 90th south or 78th south through the construction. It's sixes.

by repeal1968guncontrolact January 4, 2011

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

sixeldoer

A chick who is not so attractive or hittable when sober, but after a six-pack, you would do her.

Bill got busy with a sixeldoer last night. After the first six-pack wore off, he had to drink another one to make her attractive again.

by bmattis11 July 2, 2012