Disney Channel Sitcom

See shit.

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!

by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014

A paintbrush toothpick situation

Many years ago in 2019 GREG went gorilla freak out mode on his amazing, fantastical daughter because she stirred paint with a paintbrush instead of a toothpick while painting mini D&D figurines. A paintbrush toothpick situation is when someone does something small and seemingly unimportant and they get too angry.

Dollar Tree Employee- I saw you dropped that licorice on the ground YOU NEED TO RESPECT MY STORE.
Karen- (walking out the door silently whispers to herself) you should respect me
Dollar Tree Employee- You better not bring your smart-alec a** back to this store again
Molly- Bruh that was such a paintbrush toothpick situation

by Karenfromthedollartree September 12, 2019

real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

Situationship

When two people can't have a relationship because of difficult circumstances.

You have a whole situationship going on.

by BHALEY SMITH December 1, 2021

Situs

Suck It Till Ur Sick, derived from the term(s) Blowjob, Giving head, etc.

A derogatory term which results in someone telling another individual to Suck on Him/Her until the aforementioned becomes sick from so much sucking.

Hey Mary, come over here and situs.

The Leaf's keep getting scored on here tonight, they are playing awful. They can Situs.

by Durbin03 November 10, 2014

impossible situp

when the sitter upper is blindfolded and then held down while he trys to do a situp. in the mean time another person puts theyre bare ass in his face and he is let go so is face smashes into the ass.

Dude we gave travis the impossible situp today and he smashed his face into codys ass, GNARRRRRR!!!

by Q ha May 23, 2006

Hostel Situation

when "Shit Just Got Real" meets a homonym, you might find yourself in a hostel situation.

See the definition of "Shit Just Got Real"

I was reading the Urban Dictionary and when I read about "shit just got real" I knew he meant hostile situation ... and yet, hostel situation probably fits, too.

by Bill the traveling salesman June 12, 2010