Simglish

It's the language used in the game The Sims.

I was listening to the song We Are Young in simglish!

by Simsisagoodgame January 14, 2013

simple as simple does

Easy.

Anon: Imma hack the BBC, simple as simple does...
NWH: WTF are you on about!?

by MrSherlockholmes July 28, 2016

Simple cock sock

The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.

Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."

Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."

by Pringle Says Hello November 28, 2016

Simple Poetic Veteran

Poetic personification referring to a simple (regular) guy, a poetic being, and a proud military veteran used by Poet/Author Alvin L. Spencer, a disabled veteran of U.S. Army serving in Operation Iraqi Freedom.

he Simple Poetic Veteran poetry is raw and unfiltered.

by spen53 April 5, 2018

Simpleflips Daddy Chips

he is the biggest daddy known to man

he is a sexy beast

ABSOLUTE UNIT

im going to see my simpleflips daddy chips tonight. xx

by TheBurgerDaddy December 13, 2018

simpicity

The quality or condition of doing way too much for someone liked, or having qualities ascribed to being a simp.

The toxic simpicity in this chat is unbearable. She's not going to have sex with you.

by saintsundere February 20, 2021

Simping hair

When person's hair makes them a simp magnet. As a trendsetter is considered Stray Kids' Hyunjin.

Simp: "OMG! Have you seen Hyunjin's blond hair? He's just so hot with them!"
Anti-simp police: "This right here is a classic case of simping hair."

by idedicatemyentirelifetoJesus August 30, 2021