A stupid place with the best science teachers and the most perverted English teacher. Some girl broke a window and some guy got punched so hard in the balls they heard a pop and he had to go to the ER. One time kids made a teacher cry in class so bad she left the building. Some 8th graders also broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But also some kid who went there won a national math competition so I guess they got a little bit of smart.
Person 1: Hey did you see that poster raising money to replace that one guys balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School right?
Person 1: Yeah he’s a dumbass.
by achair48 November 22, 2023
a thot. she thinks everyone wants to be like her and thinks she is a queen, but no one likes her.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Also, a pornstar. Kinda fitting.
Person 1: Do you see that? That girl just got mad at someone for having the same shoes as her.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
Person 2: Ugh, she's such a Payton Simmons.
by anna_oop69 October 09, 2019
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by bobdenero February 13, 2018
thats when someone goes past postal and totally freaks the hell out of u by going mental on you. someone u know thats gone totally crazy on you over the past few years.
doing the simmons is what this dictionary definition explains.
by john bublee August 20, 2007
Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!
Omg is that April Simmons
by poopyfinger11 October 29, 2019