heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.

a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"

by JC September 28, 2004

Zodiac Sign

Zodiac Signs are some made up bullshit that gives people excuses for acting out. It is like a religion for people that are to lazy for religion.

Bella: what is your zodiac sign?
Collin: Aquarius?
Bella:fucking loser, Aquarius’s suck at everything just because you were born in February.

by I’mAFuckingAquarius March 22, 2021

Signa Mae

she is the most gorgeous person to exist. i could get lost in her ocean blue eyes. she deserves nothing but happiness and the world. she is so sweet and kind to others and likes to spread positivity . her smile will light up the sky and her voice will make you tingle.

me: damn have you seen Signa Mae she’s beautiful
friend: oh wow she really is gorgeous

by lolxdsksksk July 23, 2018

clinically significant other

A significant other defined by an (undesired) medical condition, not by a agreed-upon relationship status.

Combination of "clinically significant" and "significant other."

They were only dating casually, but when he gave her the Clap, he became her clinically significant other.

by Brett Lider February 5, 2009

dildo sign

Another way of saying middle finger, referring to that fact that it looks like a dildo

"So, I be yellin' 'f*ck 'em' with a dildo sign"

by Bobo Brown May 10, 2010

No sign up no bullshit

This is a term used by pornhub it is basically for any of the ads on the top of the videos saying that you don’t have to sign up to go on this other website and ... it’s not bullshit

“Horny moms in your area no sign up no bullshit”
“Wow I’m convinced... wait mom! Why are you the first one on this site!!”

by That1guy64 July 31, 2019

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021