Shummer

When something is both a shame and a bummer from an unfortunate incident.

Person A: "Dude, I think I failed out of college."

Person B: "That's a shummer. What a way to go..."

by Christine Hampton September 24, 2011

slumber fuck

Noun: A dick/jerk/ass/bitch/deusch who is sleeping.

You swagger jacking slumber fuck son of a bitch.

by Tyler September 5, 2008

Slumber-Jack

(verb) The act of masturbating right before you fall asleep.

The final "jack sesh" of the day to easy you into slumber

*note*

to jack, jacking, jack off, and the like are all slang for male masturbation

EX. 1

Friend 1: Dude, how many times have you jacked it today?

Friend 2: Three, not including my upcoming slumber-jack

EX. 2

Friend 1: I am so wired, I'll never fall asleep tonight

Friend 2: Bro, I have the perfect solution for you! Treat yourself to a slumber-jack, it never fails me

by Bilbro Baggins (of the shire) September 13, 2011

Australian slumber party

Function: noun
Etymology: early Latin slumbêe. In slumber. Affiliations with the country, Australia, and the numerous uses of vegemite.

Definition:

1:the act in witch vegemite is applied while in the activity of sexual intercourse.

Wow, can you believe the mate used 5 jars of vegemite for her Australian slumber party?

Yea, I heard it was pretty sticky...... I mean the vegemite, of course.

by Rontheman144 September 18, 2011

slumber party

awesome band, made in SC, HMB, SM, B-town, and what not. they = love.

lets go to HMB and listen to slumber party in action!

by oliviaaaaaaa August 31, 2008

Shumpert

A Shumpert is when a male is getting dome in a hot tub and farts, causing the weiner to pop out of the girls mouth. Shumpert.

Alex romantic evening was suddenly cut short when he let out a shumpert before the happy ending.

by ShNator January 19, 2010

Facebook Slumber Party

The act of staying up to all hours of the night chatting away with your long lost friend, pen pal, or sexting buddy on Facebook. You can talk about your favorite TV show, how much weight you've gained/lost, the massive dump you just took, or which girl's picture you hate the most. But best of all, you can stay up all night talking to someone without actually talking to someone!

Betty: What'd you do last night, Sal? You look rough.
Sal: Oh I just had a facebook slumber party with Tina. We were up until three in the morning just laughing our souls out!

by caiphie887 December 22, 2010