haha i did sum chocolate shroomsdat were as big as a strawberry and i wuz fuked fo like 6 or 7 hours or wuz it 8 .....haha and when i closed my eyes i saw kings from playing cards everywhere and dey where red and dancing and erbudys face wuz fuked erthang wuz hella trippy like a dream or sumthin .....
by Gmo-Unit August 31, 2006

by TestUser999 December 15, 2021

V. To slap or whack a person in the face with your penis. Normally leaves a mark, also known as a mushroom tattoo. Sometimes done during a blow job if it is a bad one, as to punish the person for doing a bad job.
EX1: Dude i was walking down the street when some guy yelled "SHROOM WHACK" and then i got slapped with his cock!
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap
EX2:Bob- Dude I shroom whacked her so hard last night, it left a mark.
Jim- big deal, i shroom whack my lady every night.
Also see cock slap
by Shroom whacker April 3, 2010

its where you have anal sex and get a poopy dick and then cock slap him/her so they get a mushroom stamp
by Fore December 20, 2008

A drug free girl who has an odd obsession with shrooms in general. Drawing them. Making myspace layouts for them. Making shroom kandi. Everything.
by The Shroom Faerie August 10, 2008

the act of printing a cock shroom on an unsuspecting, usually sleeping companion worthy of being pranked
by shwa March 26, 2004

A type of mushroom that brings doom to it's user. Also included, are the 180 different species of mushrooms that produce the psychedelic 'psilocybin'.
by Jimmzi September 26, 2006
