Stragedy

(noun) How history reflects on a failed grand plan to perfect the imperfectable, due to boundless incompetence.

sub-prime mortgage providers consorted to cause this unmitigated stragedy

by robotsheep December 21, 2008

shraped

to be shot for the fact that you will then raped afterward. This is not a very pleasent event because it will be very painful.

Man that white guy just got shraped by them gangsters!

by The Middle of the Night January 20, 2009

Scragedy

A hairy, unkempt strategy.

I was drunk so I decided to walk home - a bad scragedy.

by Jaktom Chrisanth September 8, 2010

Shagerific

a) one who is so attractive that anyone would shag them, a very shag-able person.

b) one who is so hairy that they appear to growing a shag rug.

Tom Selleck is shagerific, like an ape.
Matthew McConaughey is shagerific. I'd do him.

by YoungTom-Matthew? December 14, 2010

Shnagerflagger

A shnagerflagger is someone whom is constantly trying to take other peoples boyfriend/girlfriend. They have deep emotional problems and security issues.

Dude, Johnny is such a shnagerflagger. He tried flirting with my girl! Then after she rejected him he went right over to her friend.

by Ramubus September 14, 2011

Shrapelifting

the act of not paying a prostitute for sex. Stems from (by law) rape and (logically) shoplifting.

I picked up a prostitute last night, but I was out of cash. I had to do a little shrapelifting.

by Jet Stark October 14, 2011

Shradger

a medium-sized party, usually held once a year in October, where all of your closest friends show up to celebrate with you for whatever reason, yet sometimes people you didn't invite and didn't even want to show up end up there somehow and end up coining this word in the process. This party is usually accompanied by loud music, an ample amount of alcohol, and scintillating intellectual conversation among friends. The party only lasts about an hour as everyone gets bored and leaves and ends with the host taking care of his roommate as he heaves 12 oz of vodka into the toilet bowl and passes out on the bathroom floor. The sad thing is, the host's friends don't even notice that fact as they walk out the door. Happy Shradging.

"Did you go to that guy's shradger last night?"

"Yeah, that was an okay party. What happened to that guy anyway?"

"Dude, I was so drunk I didn't even notice!"

by sshr November 27, 2013