Your barber is showing

When your hair cut looks bad.

You need a shape-up.
Your barber gave you a bad haircut.
Get a new haircut.
Your hair looks like shit.

Evelinda: Hey Louis, your barber is showing.
Louis: No its not. I just didn't do my hair today...

by Sarcassm June 30, 2019

Are you at the shooting range

Being stupid

Bro, Dalton “are you at the shooting range”

by Dcov3 July 4, 2019

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

Shouting at the toilet

Vomiting

The crossing to Jersey was so rough that Sam spent the duration shouting at the toilet.

by Magnificent Fiend July 4, 2012

Drive by shooting

When a man shoots his load on an unsuspecting bystander and then nonchalantly moves on.

Mark: what's that stuff on this guys' back?

Nick: I think he's the victim of a drive by shooting.

by Noronha March 6, 2016

school shooting

Yet another reason why "gun-free" zones don't work.

"There was another school shooting! Guns should be banned from school!"

"Weapons are already banned from school. Maybe if they weren't, students could DEFEND THEMSELVES"

by samj241 May 16, 2006

Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.

Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"

by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011