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Spooning

A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."

For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."

Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013
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cruiser spooning

When you drive down the highway and see two cops pulled long side one another facing in opposite directions and they are doing nothing.
I was driving down the road the other day and flew past 2 cops cruiser spooning and neither one of them bothered to move to come after me.
by five_point_OH October 22, 2010
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shooting your shot

Sliding in the DM's, trying to signal that you want tk hook up.
She rated me a ten and used heart emojis, so I asked, "Are you shooting your shot?"
by KinkyVill November 20, 2016
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Shooting The Poodle

Shooting The Poodle is a Yorkshire slang term for the female period.
The term is a metaphor comparing the absorption of period blood into the tampon with the absorption of blood into a poodles white fur as if the dog had been shot.
Kirsty's bad mood and quick temper was clearly a symptom of her poodle shooting!

Jess was late to work because she had sex while shooting the poodle, it was a messy affair.
by poodleshooter January 10, 2009
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Shooting Downrange

When you are having intercourse with a woman, and she is lying on the floor with her legs over her head. Shooting downrange is when you finish, you pull out and finish in that position, holding your junk down and "shooting downrange".
I totally shot downrange when I came on your mom.

Shooting downrange is the best thing ever, because you have the ability to land it on any target zone.
by GrossGeorge December 20, 2008
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shooting the bunny

The act of interrupting someone else's thought with a much more humorous completion that you supply. Originates from interrupting someone's ASCII rabbit-art.
Person 1: . .(\_/)
Person 2:<-(X_x)---<<< arrow'd!
Person 1: stop shooting the bunny :(
by VAMPIREPARKOUR January 26, 2011
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literally shooting the shit

Shooting actual shit. That's right, as in pooping. Not conversing, talking, or otherwise socializing, but instead shooting actual shit. Don't say "literally" unless you mean it to be literal.
"She was on the toilet literally shooting the shit for hours. It was an unpleasant experience for all."
by shitshooter911 June 12, 2012
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