Shomit

To take a shit that smells like vomit.

"I don't know what Bill in accounting ate last night but the entire 3rd floor now smells like shomit!"

by Professor Heinstein April 13, 2009

Shomi and Relax

When you don't have enough money to Netflix and Chill, you use Shomi instead.
Very similar to Plex and Sex

Person A: "Hey want to Netflix and Chill?"
Person B: "I don't have Netlifx, but we can Shomi and Relax"

by K-TownSlang April 8, 2016

shomkey

A shomkey is something that cannot be explained by a human being. Let alone an average mard ass.

We are one with the Shomkey

We are one with the Shomkey.

The Shomkey is one with us.

The Shomkey lives within us.

by Shomkey101 February 28, 2020

monica shomo

a trashy ass bitch with a boyfriend who she fucks when she wants money and the nigga has trampoline lips and also sucks on dildos with her ugly ass friend brandi

monica shomo- green liquid leaks from asshole

by fghjfgjfghjfg October 6, 2016

Shoma

Shoma. No, it does not stand for "shit hanging out of my ass". Fuck that. Shoma is a person. He is the greatest entertainer and showman you will ever see. He often has colored hair, and wears blue a lot. But don't let his kind appearance fool you. If you disrespect his love for anime, he will hunt you down and make you watch tentacle porn. Still a great guy though.

Person A: Let me introduce you to my friend Shoma!
Person B: Oh no.

Shoma: *swinging his glow-sticks and chanting anime songs*

by canadianfanboi June 2, 2019

shomp

Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns

Jon: We drinking tonight?
Jimmy: Shomp!

by Justin Bell December 14, 2008

shomit

How people who speak ebonics (negroes) say "Show me it"

What chu got therre? Shomit!

by mai June 10, 2004