shmacked

annoying ass vegas guys and girls that think they’re hard by getting blacked out & just hookup each other like a huge triangle when in reality everyone thinks that they’re lame.

“shmacked or ltt party tonight?”
“def ltt.”

by LTT June 18, 2019

shmack

What you say to someone when you want to slap them across their face

"Leo shut the fuck up or I will shmack you across your face

by DerralJ909111 December 22, 2008

shmacked

becoming drunk to the point that you perform the Shmoney Dance

Dude, I was so shmacked last night at the party. I lost it when Hot Nigga came on.

by chrestor November 4, 2014

wackety chackety shmack

really awesome, excellent, something outrageously good.

"dude, that horse has five willies!"
"ohhh, that shit is wackety chackety shmack!"

by burakism producer May 12, 2006

[Shmayonaise]

The thick creamy substance that explodes out of the head of the male organ, also called the penis, and into the mouth of another human species. It has the flavor of the great sandwich filling "mayonaise" or "Miracle Whip" which ever is prefered.

1. I could use some of that shmayonaise in my mouth or on my sandwich.

2. I would like a McChicken with lettuce, tomato, and Shmayonaise

by the omniscient 1 October 30, 2008

Shmack

Smacking someone in the face (or crotch) with food.

I shmacked the school bully in the face.

by Dęvįłîšh January 27, 2019

shmadonka

The meaning of life.

Hey what’s the meaning of life? Shmadonka?

by Mango_lover.69 November 7, 2022