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Shlemranch

When 4 guys stand in a circle around a ranch bowl and circle jerk into it, then mix it up and put it on crackers and sell it like Girl Scout cookies.
“Yo me and Andy just sold some Shlemranch, you want some?”
by Thisisntshlem March 26, 2025
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kemp-shlemp

1) noun. A nondescript collection (carries negative connotations as opposed to a "hodge-podge" which means the same with neutral undertones.

2)noun. A hodge-podge of dysfunctional entities.

3)noun. A collection of disparate things, individuals, or groups that when brought together ceases to function as intended.

4)noun. A useless gathering of individuals, or organizations.
The kemp-shlemp of representatives at the daylong meeting failed to reach any worthwhile decisions.

The kemp-shlemp of leftover military gear in the wake of the little known Soviet invasion of Eastern Poland....

What a worthless kemp-shlemp of c#@p!!
by jpperera October 5, 2009
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