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Shiantology

Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?

Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.

A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.

Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.
I LOVE Shia LaBeouf. I'm gonna join Shiantology.
by jho1744 May 11, 2009
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Shivangi Joshi

The best itv actress, not only is she a wonderful actor but also an innocent and understanding human being, she is also extremely beautiful. Mostly famous as Naira in Yeh Rishta Kya Kehlata Hai, recently she has shifted her new character to Sirat, a boxer and despite being an actress, she slayed that also. Proud of her!!! And yes, she is famous because of the most iconic fictional couple of itv that is 'Kaira'
by Lara I. January 29, 2021
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Shivansh

an Indian man who's hoodwinked by women of lower castes in India into believing he's fallen for them. They often use him to gain social status and distance him from his friends often leading to an undesired change in his character.
Years of rejection compelled him to become the Shivansh he'd be ashamed of in the years to come.
by boobchintak December 2, 2021
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Shiana

A beautiful girl who really doesn't give af about people's opinions. She's a pretty blunt person and can sometimes hurt people because of that but overall she's a really honest and genuine friend who will stay with you through thick and thin . She knows how to have fun and will always have you laughing with her crazy personality and jokes. Don't cross her tho because she will destroy your whole entire existence with only a few words she is not one to be played with.
Person 1 : that girl is so pretty
Person 2: yea ik right,That's shiana!
by I can't find a username September 5, 2021
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Shifan

A terrible bridge player but great friend...
Also very thankful...
What a top man! He is a total Shifan
by RandoPseudonym November 25, 2019
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Shavano Park

An extremely wealthy hood in San Antonio located just inside Loop 1604. Well known for its wanksta cops, 30 mph speed limit, deer in the road, massive homes, and high concentration of MLB.
Yo man dat house should have been on cribs... that bitch was in Shavano Park.
by SASpurshomie23 October 23, 2006
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Shinanigans

The resturant that Farva goes to in the movie Super Troopers
Captian: "I'll pistol Wip the next guy who says Shinanigans"
Mac: "Hey Farva, whats that resterant you always goto, you know the one with all the shit on the walls."
Farva: "what Shinanigans?, is it Shinanigans guys?"
by Urban Dictionary April 7, 2004
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