Shitstain

According to Gary, Jim Reddy is this...

Soooo, what does that make Gary?

Ooo, Ooo, I know, he's the asshole that leaked!

*Grinning*

by Mathew Cunningham January 4, 2004

shitstains

when a guy eats a piece of shit and theyres stains in his pants

Jamal Black:YO THATS SOME MAD ShiTSTAINS

Tyrone Africa: I know i just ate a piece of shit and theyre stains in my pants

by Shareef March 16, 2004

shitstain

A complete disappointment. Without merit, and difficult to remove.

Bruce Willis, after some initial promise on tv, turned out to be a shitstain.

by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003

Shifting Gears

The sensation associated with peeing after an orgasm. To "shift" the urethra from cum blasting mode to piss mode.

It took Carl a good five minutes standing over the toilet shifting gears after butt ramming Bruce so he could take a piss and wash the poop out of the tip of his dick.

by Anal Czar September 20, 2010

blame shifting

a process in business and government wherein the blame for something bad is shifted from person to person

Can't we have a decent argument without your constant blame shifting?

by anonymous we are one February 12, 2012

reality shifting

a trend mentally ill teenagers took action in . they say they can move their subconscious or consciousness across the multiverse (lets not forget the universe is absolutely huge , over billions of light years huge and thats just OUR ONE universe alone) .. in reality this is just plain delusion and i will never understand how someone can believe that lol. they also refer to CIA documents and quantum jumping which have nothing to do with their version of “reality shifting” and doesnt prove any of what theyre saying to be real . (most havent even read the CIA documents) anyways , i suggest please stop doing this because it can damage you mentally and this is not a safe way to cope ..

friend : “bro have u heard about reality shifting??”
me : “yes .. do u believe what they say ?”
friend : “nah bro its a whole bunch of unrealistic bs”
me : “ikrr thats what i be telling them but they dont seem to understand..”
friend : “they need therapy .. they're js damaging their mental health even more by trying to escape this reality.”

by sshatrvb August 18, 2023

Shifting

Shifting is a term used in various alterhuman communities, such as the otherkin and therian communities, to refer to feeling more like your kintype for a period of time. There are many types of shift, including phantom shifts, mental shifts and the impossible physical shift.

I'm shifting right now.

by Debleb November 11, 2020