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milttod
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Mom I'
d
Like To
Take On a
Date
!
"You're a
real
Milttod!"
"What's that?"
"A mom I'd like to take on a
date
."
"haha that's funny."
"No, for
real
, you wanna go on a date."
"oh... No."
milttod
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shareef
April 18, 2017
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Choot
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spleat the
bird
booty
choot
ki
maro
choot
Choot
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June 15, 2004
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shitstains
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when a
guy
eats
a piece of shit and theyres stains in his
pants
Jamal
Black:
YO
THATS SOME MAD ShiTSTAINS
Tyrone
Africa
: I know i just ate a piece of shit and theyre stains in my pants
shitstains
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March 16, 2004
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