dude shemesh

"Dude Shemesh" is, plain and simple, a boiler in hebrew. it's not a DUDE from beth shemesh... it's just a solar boiler, which heats water up using solar energy.

Dude = Boiler
Shemesh = Sun

"Achi, Tadlik et ha dude"
(Bro, turn the boiler on)

by Dror S.T May 13, 2005

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

dog semen

A delectable hot white sticky substance that is ejaculated from a dogs penis. Typically put on top of a meal. However, this may be eaten by itself as a high calorie meal supplement. This substance tastes great, but there is a significant caloric content involved. If you are not careful you might become obese sooner then expected. In fact, this substance is the leading cause of obesity.

How its used:
Gary: Dude you have gotten really fat. Have you been consuming too much dog semen?
Larry: Yes and I feel bad. But it just tastes so good!

by The Lake June 9, 2014

shemele

Shemele is ugly and stabbed u in the back who talks about this girl name Brianna don't be her friend she thinks she is all that but she is funny talented but mean talks about u on internet but can't say it to your face

She. Ain't your friend Brianna! Shemele rolls her eyes too much like....

by Ilovetalking March 13, 2017

Semen Spritzer

When a guy ejaculates into a cup and makes a milkshake with it and gives it to his girlfriend

" My girlfriend jerked me off and i made her drink my semen spritzer."

by Shelton063 January 1, 2010

semen shit

after anal sex, the receiver squats and pushes out the semen

...and after i blew my load in her ass, she took a semen shit on my floor...

by Mstr. Bates December 21, 2010

scheme rat

Someone in the uk who lives in a council housing scheme, these people are usually jobless and have countless children. They spend most of there day watching Jeremy Kyle or walking to the shops for cheap cider and lager usually wearing pyjamas and fake ugg boots.

I met a girl on Saturday night but I have been deliberately missing her calls because she's nothing but a scheme rat.

That scumbag Stevie is nothing but a scheme rat he spends his days drinking cider and smoking weed

by Djc2508 January 23, 2014