The Kansas City Shuffle

The Kansas City Shuffle: a "Kansas City Shuffle" is a most clever deception, one that requires thought on the part of the inciter and great ignorance on the part of the deceived. The primary goal of the Kansas City Shuffle is to catch one completely off-guard and unaware so that trickery can take place.

The movie Lucky Number Sleven's plot was an example of The Kansas City Shuffle at its best.

by Joe Abbott May 11, 2006

Minnesota Shuffle

When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.

Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.

by kosa0504 April 26, 2011

The Bundy Shuffle

masturbation
performed by Al Bundy or Bud Bundy (and their ancestors)

Al: I had my best bundy shuffle in my wedding night.

by Emu Lgator May 22, 2004

mud butt shuffle

the mid-dump act of moving from one stall to another in order to finish one's business in the event of a clog or other unforeseen event

I took such a huge dump that it clogged the toilet before I could wipe. I had to do the mud butt shuffle to the stall next to me to finish up.

by brendan from cinatown August 4, 2010

myspace shuffle

Taking your top 8 and moving the whores or man whores around, because of something they may do or say to make you want to drop or raise them.

Myspace shuffle bitch, to number 8 you go!

by Jrodigga June 26, 2006

2 knuckle shuffle

When you have to shit really bad so you shove a finger up your ass two knuckles deep and quickly make your way to the nearest bathroom

If I didn't 2 knuckle shuffle I would have shit at my desk

by Os III April 23, 2015

Arabian Phone Shuffle

(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.

Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.

by The Shuffled April 4, 2009