Shaved Money

A freshly shaved vagina

"I hate it when a chick doesn't have shaved money".
"Dude This girl last night had the biggest bush ever! I hate it when they don't have shaved money".

by Mr. Wow214 October 10, 2010

shaving a weasel

Excuse to an ugly girl when she asks you out on a date, especially to a church function.

"I'm sorry I can't go to the revivial with you; I have to shave my weasel.

by Agent Elle June 10, 2005

shave check

A phrase used within a group of men. Once one yells “shave check”, the others have to expose their pubic hair in a quick flash to complete the check. It is done one at a time in a circle of the people starting left to the shave checker. The cleanest shave is crowned as the winner of the shave check.

“Hey yo, shave check!”

by GoddessLegMom March 10, 2020

shaving a watermelon

An euphemism of going home.

Jack was shaving a watermelon.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Reverse Shave

When a man grows a beard and shaves his head, in reverse of the usual convention.

Many NBA players use the reverse shave.

by JoeBlow123 October 9, 2013

Precautionary Shave

The act of shaving your body for a date, just in case sex that was not initially planned, happens anyways.

"Sorry I took so long, I was doing a precautionary shave for my date."

by Vegita September 12, 2016

Shave Shock

The experience of realizing your boyfriend, husband, friend, neighbor, etc shaved a large volume of hair from their face (or other bodily location).

My boyfriend stopped by earlier. He shaved off his beard and mustache didn't tell me. What a shave shock!

by bigmovie September 3, 2012